In
the five-hole we present Thugs & Weasels, a witty yet
sobering survey of evil-doers, bad-boys, and ne?er-do-wells who
threaten the world?s pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness,
ignominiously joined by the wusses and putzes who enable and
encourage them.
Here are a few sample cards from this deck.
Saddam Hussein understood well his best chance to re-open the
rape-rooms.
Gerhard Schroeder wasn?t nearly as confident.
Mohammed Atta is finding that Paradise isn?t all it?s cracked
up to be. Meanwhile, on the Highway-To-Paradise,
Ayman-al-Zawahiri places a call to arms to radical Islam?s
best and brightest. And did you know that God really, really,
really hates Jews? No, it?s true! He says so daily via his direct
line to
Ahmed Yassin,
Hassan Nasrallah, and
Ramadan Shallah. Boy, those guys sure are special! Across the
way at Tent-City,
Muammar Qaddafi reveals the real reason he gave up his WMDs.
Jimmy Carter proudly accepts his Nobel Peace Prize. Over at
the United Nations,
Kofi Annan makes his daily address to the General Assembly,
while
Benon Sevan considers the Oil-For-Food program to be quite the
success.
Jesse Jackson proves that you don?t have to be a terrorist to
be a thug, as does
John Sweeney and
James Hoffa. And as one might expect, no deck of weasels would
be complete without the
Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkey himself.
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