Next up is Loopy Leftists, a witty gathering of
entertainment dunderheads, dorky activists, and left-wing
“intellectuals”, all of whom share an undying love for liberalism
and a never-ending disdain for America.
Here are a few sample cards from this deck.
For
starters, there?s MoveOn.org's
Wes Boyd Remember him? He says the president is a “misleader”.
We say if anyone knows misleaders, it is Wes Boyd.
And speaking of Nazi alarmists,
George Soros assures us that he?s not one! Besides, how can
Nazi Germany be upon us again when it never existed in the first
place? Isn't that right,
Noam Chomsky? And it turns out that “poor”
Tim Robbins was right after all. Why, it's downright dangerous
to speak out against those wicked Republicans.
Alec Baldwin, on the other hand, would kill to have Robbins'
problems. Meanwhile, back at the Robbins' co-habitating household,
homeschooler
Susan Sarandon is the apple of her student?s eyes. Across the
pond in Paris,
Robert Altman may very well need to start packing his suitcase
again. And of course, no political discourse would be complete
without ample contributions from those progressive,
non-conformist, independent-thinking artists formerly known as
musicians.
Peter Gabriel deftly demonstrates how to transform stale
progressive-rock into fresh progressive politics! We don't know
about you, but we just can't get enough of
Madonna?s charming new British tongue. How about you? And
speaking of England, we think it was Churchill who said something
about politics and reaching the age of thirty. Perhaps
Michael Stipe & Moby can help us out here. Loopy Leftists
also provides plenty of examples of what life would be like in
Ralph Neas? America. And naturally, no deck of mental misfits
would be complete without the
Stupid White Man -- no, not
Rob Reiner or
Al Franken, but those are good guesses! Are we having fun yet?
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