The
first deck in the Bush League All Stars
collection is the Election 2004 deck.
Here are a few sample cards from this deck.
This deck utilizes plenty of biting satire to parody a varying
array of senators, congressmen, flaks, flakes, and presidential
wannabe?s ? all of whom are liberal, most of whom are Democrats.
We begin with the
French-Looking Candidate himself, ready, willing, and able to
take on all challengers ? except those who dare “attack” his
voting record because, well, that?s mean! Kerry's veep choice,
John Edwards, is a hero of the working-man. And
let?s not forget that
Dennis Kucinich might still be in the race for the White
House. You'll forgive him, though, for being easily distracted by
the flow of traffic. His is a Reagan-esque vision of America --
well, sort of. And it appears that poor
Dick Gephardt is still smarting over the Iowa caucus results.
If he would have just let
Howard Dean be Howard Dean, Little Dick might still be in the
running. And speaking of running, it looks as though
Sheila Jackson Lee is about to wreak some serious havoc on her
home state of Texas! Elsewhere in the Congressional Black Caucus,
Maxine Waters is teaching the next generation of voters just
what it means to be a loyal constituent. Meanwhile, in San
Francisco,
Barbara Boxer and “her people” proudly proclaim their
enthusiastic support for partial-life abortions. And while we?re
in San Francisco, it appears as though
Barney Frank has made a special trip to the City-by-the-Bay to
lay down the guantlet on gay marriage. Ominous indeed! And, for
God?s sake, don?t get
Henry Waxman started on Halliburton! And let?s not forget the
Get-Out-
The-Vote-ers! MoveOn.org?s
Joan Blades prefers to appeal directly to the heart of the
Democrat base. But she?s a rank amateur when compared to the
Democratic National Committee?s
Terry McAuliffe, a seasoned, professional panderer! And lest
you think the Bush League All Stars unfairly
targets only Democrats, may we present to you the scourge of the
Republican party and leading authority on Scottish law, one
Senator Arlen Specter. And that?s just the first deck, folks!
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