For
the fourth deck of the collection All Stars '93 To '03
? We step back in time to remember some of the more
parody-friendly characters and events of the last ten years, a
timeline that spans plenty of incidents on either side of the
Bridge-To-The-21 st-Century.
Here are a few sample cards from this deck.
One
of five
Bill Clinton cards in this deck explains the root cause of his
“relationship that was not appropriate” with that woman, Ms.
Lewinsky. Desperate to salvage some of the female votes his boss
may have lost,
Al Gore?s solution was to accentuate his assets. In hindsight,
Ross Perot wishes he?d have had a crystal ball. We were
treated early on to the superior intellect of
Hillary Clinton. And who can forget
Joycelyn Elders and her devotion to children?s education? With
Jim Hightower, we got a preview of Air America?s influence.
And as the Clinton years were about to end,
Denise Rich provided the president a wonderful opportunity for
a graceful exit -- an opportunity he was all-too-happy to lay his
eyes upon. And then came the new administration, its accompanying
“new tone” and
Ted Kennedy?s response to it. And what was the deal with the
Supreme Court and their affinity for Jamaican law?
Stephen Breyer explains that the answer was really quite
simple. The 2002 Senate race saw the Democrats call upon their
heavy-hitters,
Walter Mondale and
Frank Lautenberg. And Lautenberg even won! Way to go,
New Jersey! And who doesn?t have a soft spot in their heart for
those lovable RINOs?
Lincoln Chaffee has a date with a tennis court,
Chuck Hagel has found a friendly audience, and
Bill Frist is spittin? mad, Dad-Gummit! If you're as fed up
with RINOs as we are, All Stars '93 To '03 may very well
be your favorite deck from the Bush League All Stars
collection.
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